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A pair of obese woman are screaming at each other at the top of their lungs down in the courtyard.

Who said that?  Who said that?  WHO SAID THAT?  YOU SAID THAT!  YOU SAID THAT!  WHO SAID THAT?

They’ve been going at it for a good 30 minutes with no sign of letting up.  Impressive.  I even gave them a dirty look as I shut the window, but to no avail.  They really are quite screetchy.  Maybe if they smoked less neuroactive stimulant they’d be a) less angry or b) just as angry but at least not outside.

Happy birthday Sarah! (Clarification: she is neither fat nor loud.)

One Response to “Fat and loud”

  1. Solution: a hose.

    Or donuts, perhaps.

    madoo

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